This post is so late mainly because I've been working on a paper for my German history class about Otto Skorzeny. He was Hitler's favorite commando & is best known for rescuing Mussolini after he was captured. He was called "Scarface" because he proudly bore a large facial scar he received in a duel in college. Once called "the most dangerous man in Europe," the Allies offered big bucks for his capture during the war.

What I think are even more interesting are his post-war exploits. He was imprisoned for a few years but managed to escape, likely with American aid. He was courted by the CIA & KGB during the Cold War, & headed ODESSA, which helped former Nazis relocate & basically looked out for them. He is probably the main reason why Josef Mengele was never caught.

Otto also served as an advisor to the Perons in Argentina & trained many terrorists (such as the IRA & Yassir Arafat). Many techniques used by terrorist groups were first developed by Skorzeny. He was also responisble for keeping fascism alive & aided many neo-Nazi groups.

Anyway, I'll post a link here

Burn in Hell

posted by El Bastardo at 5:31 AM

I'm posting this from work right now cuz I'm bored. Today's post is a collection of random thoughts & shit that I've discussed with other people today.

One of my co-workers thinks that the Beltway Sniper may actually be OJ. Hey, he got away with it before. . . .

I think I pissed some girl off this afternoon at school. She's an education major who hates to read, so I called her ass out on it. Apparently she doesn't understand why people who have no enthusiasm for reading have no business educating people. So you "love kids"? Big fuckin' deal--be a goddamn nanny!

This chick I know told me (& several other people) she likes to lip sync & dance at home in her underwear (thong, I believe) in front of the mirror.

I'm gonna try to post daily--not sure if I'll be successful though.

Burn in Hell


posted by El Bastardo at 7:44 PM

Intro & First Blogger Rant

Okay, it looks like this thing is now open for business (whatever that means). Though I signed up for this blog in June, I've basically ignored it 'til tonight.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Rob Bastard, former publisher, writer, & Motherfuckerincharge of Bastard zine--you can learn more about it by clicking the link to the left. I want this blog to be an extension of Bastard Zine, a place for current Bastard musings, reviews, and assorted mental masturbations. Hope you fuckers appreciate this shit.

To start off, I want to bitch about all those motherfucking spam email that promises you that by your cooperation in forwarding it & wasting bandwidth, you can free political activist Harry Nutsack from prison in Ecuador, save Little Mary Rottencrotch from dying of lockjaw in West Bumfuck, Idaho, win a $50 gift certificate to the House of Pork, prevent nuclear war, remove yourself from God's shitlist, end racism, etc.

Look here, you stupid fuckers--NONE OF THIS SHIT WORKS! Use your goddamned brain for a minute & think about it: How is that big corporation going to be able to afford to give every one of you idiots who forwards an email to 10,000 of you closest friends & family a brand new computerized toilet seat with robotic-ninja ass-wiping action? What, you think everyone you forward that to isn't ALSO gonna want one? And how the fuck do you think they're going to know YOU sent all those emails out, "selflessly" promoting their product? There is no such thing as an "email tracking program," at least not one that is widely available (IIRC, the FBI had one called "Carnivore" that got tied up in the courts a few years back--do a search on the net for more info). If there WERE such a thing, you'd think you fucking retards would be worried about some corporate bigwig or other fucker having such easy access to your address book (& who knows what else), but Nooooo! You dimwitted sheep don't give a shit about your privacy as long as there's a free handout coming along.

And for those of you who only forward the "altruistic" types of email--that shit doesn't do jack! If you really want to save the world or help someone, get off your lazy ass & write your representative, organize a food drive, donate some blood, or fucking volunteer! You may think forwarding an email does some real good, but the only thing it does (besides wasting a lot of bandwidth & other's time) is make you feel good about yourself. Forward the thing about people dying in Gowandafuckaland, & you believe you've morally absolved yourself of your sins for the day, & still got plenty of time for chat, games, & a little porn-surfing.

While we're on it, I'd also like to shout out a big "FUCK YOU" to all those fuckers clogging my mailbox with shit I don't need--refinancing for my home, a $79.99 doctoral degree, boner pills, porn, quick ways to make money, bukake pics of Jennifer Lopez, etc. I'm quite capable of finding these things on my own, when & if I ever need them.

Check the links to the left for more details.

Quit wasting my time, idiots.

Rob Bastard
posted by El Bastardo at 12:07 AM

Okay, I think that's about right. Wish I could replace all the white with black, though.
posted by El Bastardo at 11:10 PM