THE BASTARD'S INFERNO

Here it is, Motherfuckin' Hallow-fuckin'-ween. Fuck a goat for Satan or some shit. Anyway, last week my friend Leigh-Anna told me she was gonna dress up like a dominatrix tonight & asked me to be her gimp for the Halloween costume contest they're supposed to be having at the Mag Bar. Her roommate Skillet was supposed to have a bunch of shit she ripped off from a porn shop years ago (gimp mask, fetish gear, etc) that we could use. Well, I just got off the phone w/ Leigh-Anna & she said the shit was lost, so it looks like I won't be a gimp. I'll probably still head over to the Mag though--never been there on Halloween & I hear it's phat. I need to get a new camera, though--the one I have right now is fuct.

In other news: Put my bike (KZ650) up for the winter last night--it needs some work right now & I really don't feel like riding in this kind of weather, so I'm gonna wait til spring. It wouldn't start last night so I hauled it in my truck to my Grandparents' house & put it in the garage. My Grandpa helped me take it off the truck & the ramp we had slipped & we almost dropped the thing completely. Luckily, we got the situation under control & everything turned out fine. I've also had to get a lot've work done n my truck the past month: alignment, new tires, tune-up, oil-change, new bulb for my headlight, etc. Hopefully it'll be awhile before I have to do anything else to it.

I created a mock Student Government webpage here at school. Most of the picture that were taken for the rea website made everyone look like action figures, so I created SGA Action Heroes for the hell of it.

Looked through a weird fetish book at the library today with pics from this club in England called Torture Garden. Bizarre shit. Lots of pics of people who didn't get enough love from Mommy & Daddy.

A great "alt.country" band called Lucero. will be a the Rudyard Kipling Nov 23. Be sure to go, fuckers.

Burn in Hell
posted by El Bastardo at 9:16 PM