Monday night (it may have been Tuesday night, I don't remember) I ended up hanging out with Shaun. We went over to Steveo's, where we ran into Sara, DB, Gwen, Vicki, Forest, & Teresa. Not much went on other than hanging out. There was an amusing moment where self-proclaimed feminist Sara asked if one of us guys would change her flat tire. I think Steveo ended up doing it, but it's more because they're dating than him being a sucker. Another amusing moment occurred when Forest put a milk crate on his head. I immediately yelled, "I have an idea!" & grabbed this thing on Steveo's wall which resembled a massive flail, only without the spiked ball on the end, and with a much heavier chain. Well, just as I predicted, Forest left the crate on his head while Steveo smacked the crate several times with the pseudoflail. However, when Forest decided it was turn to switch off, Steveo wisely opted for the better part of valor, refusing to hand over the weapon. Soon after, Shaun & I said our goodbyes & I drove his ass home.

Friday night I headed over to the BLC crib where I ran into Ronnie, Mike D, Missy, & Leigh Anna, who were all headed over to the Mag, so I jumped in the car & rode over with them. On the way, Mike D, Ronnie, & I listened to Missy piss & moan about DB & Leigh Anna piss & moan about her boyfriend Kenny. We got to the Mag & hung out there for a bit, then Ronnie took Leigh Anna home in Missy's car. Shortly before the bar closes, Sean grabs me & asks me to drive his car to get beer before we head over to the BLC crib--apparantly there would be an impromtu afterparty there. Ronnie's not back yet, so I tell Missy what's up & leave with Sean. I end up driving Sean's car over there once we get the beer. We get to the Crib, & the only people up are DB & Gwen. Soon, Missy, Ronnie, & Mike D arrive, followed quickly by Lee & Skillet. Before long, dumb shit starts to happen. Mike D begins picking up chairs & slamming them into the wall, but he's so drunk he can barely stand. Skillet grabs a half-eaten burger off the coffee table (who knows how long it'd been there) & starts chowing, then throwing parts of it at the wall (& select people). She then grabs a whiskey bottle (5th) & throws it on the floor. Mike D grabs the bottle & the next thing we hear is a loud crash--he ended up throwing it through the window to the street below. Soon realization dawns on Mike D. He's like, "Aww, man! How'm I gonna tell my dad that I broke the window?!" The apartment is owned by Mike D's dad, & it seems the old man doesn't take kindly to his property getting fucked up. Soon even more stupidity ensues when Skillet grabs a gallon jug of water & starts dumping it on people, including Ronnie. This breaks it for Ronnie, as he's had more of her stupidity than he can stand. He grabs the jug, lets out a rebel yell & shakes it out all over himself, spraying everyone else in the process. Then he yells at Skillet, saying something to the effect of "I'm sick of you & your stupid shit!" While Skillet looks on dumbfoundly, like a scolded child. He asks me for a ride home, & yet another night of stupidity comes to an end.

Burn in Hell
posted by El Bastardo at 11:39 AM