Three blogs (other than mine) that everyone should know about:

The Best Page in the Universe

Even if it isn't it's still pretty damn good. For those of you who haven't heard of Maddox, this is the guy that calls kids out on their crappy artwork.

Notes from UnderGoad

Blog of journalist Jim Goad, controversial author of Answer Me! & the Redneck Manifesto.

The Misanthropic Bitch

Great rants on teen moms & what's wrong with the world today.

Burn in Hell
posted by El Bastardo at 2:29 PM

The Tale of the Dick Lizard

When I was about 12 yrs old, I had this friend, Wayne Lester, who was a couple years older than me, & his brother, Tony, who was my age. One day Wayne stole some clay from school & the next morning at the bus stop he appeared with this clay sculpture of a huge veiny penis. Not only was the thing so detailed that it looked like it came straight from the dildo-mart, but Wayne had added eyes & a mouth, giving it a very reptilian countenance. We therefore dubbed it Wayne's "dick-lizard." Miraculously, Wayne didn't get caught with it at school. After school, Wayne & Tony came over to my house--the Dick Lizard came along, too, of course. Well, somehow or another, Mom sees it sitting on our dining room table & asks what it is. Wayne, without missing a beat, proudly holds it up & says, "It's my art project!" Mom didn't think it was half as funny as we did, so she took it away from him & for some odd reason, sat it up on top of the fridge. I couldn't say for sure, but it seemed like it sat there for a couple of weeks before she let him have it back.

Burn in Hell
posted by El Bastardo at 8:02 PM