An adjunct (essentially a gun for hire) professor here at school just stopped by the library to pick up some books. She commented that I'd be in school forever & I replied that this was where all the young hotties are. She soon asked me why I'd never asked her out before. I had no idea this chick had the hots for me--she's pretty cute, too, especially considering she's the same age I am (you wanna hold onto your youth ladies, not having brats works wonders). So I quickly caught the pitch & flung it back at her--"Wanna go out?" She fumbled the ball, 'cause she just kinda laughed nervously. I did invite her out to Rich-O's pub, but she said she can't go cuz she's been a recovering alcoholic for the past two months. We'll see what happens.

Burn in Hell
posted by El Bastardo at 9:10 PM